A Review of Higher Education

I have not posted in a long time, yes yes...I know.
But truth is...I'm a hardworking college student now! *pathetic cheer that dies down quickly*
So I guess I'm obligated to write a review of College in general. So here it is: I don't like it.
If there was anyway I could be successful and qualified in this messy world without going through four years of this awful place, I would do it. I'm still kinda angry at whatever said you had to go to college to have any say, reputation, chance-to-make-it...whatever. I realize that there are a few careers out there that you can be successful in without having a higher education. But the truth is, I don't really like any of those. So I am here, being university-ized.
For any of you younger people out there, don't be discouraged...most people love college! In fact...everyone I've met so far loves it. Its just me. I think it's just one of those things about me. I don't like the things every other girl likes. Like swimming, shopping, male models, purses, sun tanning, pedicures, the mall. I don't like things that most people love; watching movies in class, video games, chocolate bars...I like things like button collections, empty glass bottles, making beds, taking notes, standing in front of a thunderstorm, literature books, and four part harmony. I like windows, museums, vocabulary words, children's books...

So. There.
I don't like college.