Dorm Life Drama

Alright, I am so ready to transfer.
I'm not saying that I hate it here...I actually like Lipscomb! The people that I met here are really awesome and I love my classes. My professors have all taught me so much- whether it be composition in a drawing, or the meaning behind a bible verse. But I am so sick and tired of the drama that surrounds dorm living!! She said this...and then so and so did that because she heard this. So many girls and so many petty insignificant problems! And then there was an incident this past week that really pushed the last button. My room mate is a really nice girl. I love her, even if I don't see her that often and she doesn't hang with my kind of person. She is always gone and hardly even sleeps here. But she is still a nice girl...she does have one big problem however. She picks the wrong type of people to hang out with. Sluts, players, compulsive liars, jerks, witches, idiots and other such unsavory people. Sure, they might be "fun" people to hang out with, but in the end it makes things worse.
Recently Ashley, my room mate, got a pretty serious text from our head resident saying that she had to talk to her asap. Turns out everyone thinks that Ashley has been drinking and smuggling "stuff" (whatever that means) onto this dry, tobacco free, christian campus. Now, I don't know if she has been drinking or smoking. I know she has been to some clubs (which is against the rules here) on some weekends. And I know a lot of her friends drink...yeah. Bad news.
Thing is, now I am probably going to have to be talked to, my RA is gonna want to know what Ashley has been doing. AND our room is going to be torn up and cleaned out in room searches. OH! What I wouldn't give to live at home!! I am seriously thinking about commuting next semester...